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$21.91Q — Attempt to open a portal to another universe full of Cookies, err... Crystal Meth
Cooks 21.59B per second; 10% risk
$1.91Q — Convert all of a planet's matter into pure crystal
Cooks 1.59B per second; 0% risk
$410.3T — A series of labs on the outer edges of the solar system that convert asteroids into pure crystal
Cooks 492.01M per second; 0% risk
$41.03T — A massive industrial complex with thousands of cooks. Cautious? Nope! Effective? You're Goddamn right
Cooks 55.21M per second; 55% risk
$1.63T — That's no moon... it's a man made super lab! With tractor beams.
Cooks 11.21M per second; 0% risk
$32.5B — A massive moon laboratory for cooking meth far away from the DEA's clutches
Cooks 1.15M per second; 0% risk
$2.5B — Purchase a small island country, and turn it into a meth-based economic superpower
Cooks 105,000 per second; 0% risk
$505M — A sprawling underground complex the size of a small city
Cooks 50,000 per second; 0.5% risk
$40M — Just like Meth-o-matic, but features voice activated control
Cooks 14,000 per second; 10% risk
$35M — The latest and greatest in laboratory technology, converted for meth production
Cooks 13,000 per second; 10% risk
$6.25M — A massive hidden laboratory for your discreet cooking needs
Cooks 2,000 per second; 0.5% risk
$125,000 — An above ground laboratory outfitted for meth production
Cooks 500 per second; 10% risk
$25,000 — A large abandoned warehouse with vaulted ceilings
Cooks 100 per second; 5% risk
$5,000 — A small house in a bad neighborhood
Cooks 25 per second; 5% risk
$1,000 — An abandoned trailer in an area heavily neglected by the police
Cooks 5 per second; 1% risk
$210 — A low cost RV, perfect for remote cooking
Cooks 1 per second; 0.5% risk
$20 — A cheap shed with electricity
Cooks 0.2 per second; 5% risk
$21910000000000000 — Your meth is pure enough that there are some who believe Truth can be seen on the crystal's surface
Sells 21590000000 per second; 0.00001% risk
$1910000000000000 — Distribute meth to crank-lovin' sentient life from the far reaches of the galaxy
Sells 1590000000 per second; 0.00001% risk
$410325015000000 — According to commander Tony Drake, these high speed shuttles quickly transport product from the far edges of the solar system
Sells 492005000 per second; 0.00001% risk
$41032501000000 — The MM franchise is an easy way to distribute product to shoppers, but it's very risky, as you would imagine
Sells 55205000 per second; 0.55% risk
$1632501000000 — Space mules ain't your daddy's drug mule. They supply extra terrestrial beings with a steady stream of your sweet sweet crystal
Sells 11205000 per second; 0.000001% risk
$32501000000 — Partner with a dictator of an impoverished country for unchecked meth distribution
Sells 1150000 per second; -0.05% risk
$3005000000 — Pay off a rival cartel, greatly increasing the demand for your product
Sells 105000 per second; 0.25% risk
$801000000 — This crooked member of the senate will provide you with some of the best distribution channels as well as help keep the fed outta your biznaz
Sells 45000 per second; -0.1% risk
$165000000 — Pay off an entire city police force. All of them, even the by-the-book detectives, greatly reducing risk
Sells 10500 per second; -0.1% risk
$33000000 — Hire a foreign diplomat to partner with the best drug pushers in their respective countries and reduce risk
Sells 5000 per second; -0.05% risk
$6250000 — Hire a DEA informant, which allows for increased and discreet distribution while reducing risk
Sells 1000 per second; -0.05% risk
$125000 — Drug cartels can move a lot of product, but their services are not free
Sells 400 per second; 0.1% risk
$25000 — Purchase a run down night club and sell your classy product to the patrons
Sells 100 per second; 0.05% risk
$5000 — Reduces your risk of getting charged by the DEA, also distributes some product on the side
Sells 10 per second; -0.05% risk
$2300 — A run-down van that actively seeks out customers
Sells 8 per second; 0.05% risk
$230 — Someone to stuff drugs in their rectum and distribute them
Sells 1 per second; 0.005% risk
$20 — A common street thug to sell your goods
Sells 0.2 per second; 0.03% risk
It is said that the Arch Angels of Methen prefer the taste of your meth
Your followers feel closer to the heavens when they gaze upon these holy crystals. Charge another $53 per batch
This meth is atomically perfect, allowing you to charge an additional $45 per batch
After being bitten by a radioactive crack head, you've gained super strength. Manually sell an additional 100% of sales at a time
Hire every scientist on the planet to enhance your finger dexterity. Manually cook an additional 100% of production at a time
Increase Space Corp's laundering rate by $0.2T
Extra terrestrial meth purification processes have been discovered on Mars. Increases purity by another 12 IPUs
Increase Cantina laundering speed by $5B with live flute music
Each franchise can now launder an extra $2B per second
These sleazy stock brokers help your NYME launder an extra $1B per second
Your lawyers are now demigods. They reduce risk by an additional 10%
By unlocking this experimental methylamine-based compound you increase purity by 10 IPUs
Improves NYME laundering by $500m per second
After facing death so many times, you no longer have a sense of self preservation. Sell another 50% of sales at a time
You're gonna love my meth. With this precision cutting device, you can now make an additional 50% of production at a time
Your mech suit keeps you safe while making deals. Sell an additional 50% of sales batches at a time
By ordering this online degree, your increased confidence allows you to make another 50% of production batches at a time
Send your best scientists to remote parts of the world looking for lost secrets of meth production, increase purity by 10 IPUs
Thanks for donating, your meth is now worth $50 more per batch
Your team of highly trained snipers protects you during high-value transactions. Safely sell an additional 1000 batches at a time
Your sleazy lawyers now wear a cape. They reduce risk by an additional 5%
Now you can cook in space! Cook an additional 1000 batches at a time
Your diplomats can now sell an extra 1K batches
Hand out meth like it's candy, and sell an additional 200% of sales at a time
Your sleazy lawyers now use the Chewbacca Defense. They reduce risk by an additional 5%
Cook your meth in massive vats like the pros. Allows you to cook an additional 500 batches at a time.
Improves purity by 10 IPUs!
Your sleazy lawyers now reduce risk by an additional 5%
Further improves purity by 5 IPUs
Your lawyers are now extra sleazy, and can sell an additional 10 batches at a time
Filters out the extra deadly components, adding 3 IPUs
Completely outfit your RVs for maximum meth production, netting you 16 extra batches at a time
Your Drug Mules can now sell an additional 16 batches at a time
Industrial grade platinum burners improve meth purity by 3 IPUs
An authentic narcocorrido band to sing the tale of you and your meth. Allows you to charge an extra $5 per batch
Your drug vans play a catchy jingle to attract more customers, selling 5 more batches at a time
Hire a personal enforcer to prevent your shit from getting stolen, you can now sell an extra 100 batches at a time
Now you can cook without regard for personal safety! Make an additional 100 batches at a time
Keep the fumes out. You can now cook 100 more batches at a time
Outfit your Storage Sheds with propane and propane accessories. They cook another 0.8 batches at a time
Now your dealers are packin' heat, allowing them to safely sell another half-batch at a time
Spaceship-grade burners improve meth purity by 1 IPU
Further improves meth purity by 1 IPU
Harness the power of the sun! Allows your RV cooks to make an additional 2.5 batches at a time
Your Drug Mules can now sell an additional 3 batches at a time
Your dealers now wear nice slacks, reducing suspicion by 1%
This early 20th century hat keeps the sun out of your eyes, allowing you to make an additional 50 batches at a time
Roll with style! Improves the sale rate of your dealers by .2/s
Further improves meth purity by another 0.5 IPU
Improves meth purity by another 0.5 IPU
Provides extra power to your RVs - adding 0.5 production per second
Improves meth purity by 0.5 IPU
Improves meth purity by 0.5 IPU
Your nerdy specs make your buyers feel they can trust you more; you can now sell 5 additional batches at a time
You can now cook 5 more batches at a time
Improves sale rate of your dealers by .1/s
Used for cooking
Used to cook stuff
Your mighty goatee intimidates buyers into buying more product; you can now sell an extra batch at a time
With the sweet sent of pine in the air, you can cook an extra batch at a time.
Total laundered $0
Laundered cash is the amount of your total cash that is
safe from being stolen or
seized by the DEA or IRS. The more laundered to
total cash you have, the lower the likelihood that
you'll be audited. Laundered cash is not a separate resource,
so it can never be higher than your total cash.
$120000000000000 — Launder through a popular television network, included in every cable package in the galaxy
Launders $10500000000000 per second
$10000000000000 — Launder cash through a shady conglomerate that deals in planetary colonisation, asteroid mining, and other technology, with secret ties to the military
Launders $1200000000000 per second
$2500500000000 — Launder your cash through a low gravity spa and resort
Launders $200000000000 per second
$750500000000 — Launder your cash on an intergalactic scale with the Space Cantina
Launders $14550000000 per second
$150500000000 — Why launder through a restaurant, when you can launder through an entire franchise?
Launders $4550000000 per second
$50500000000 — Launder high volumes of cash through stocks and bonds on the New York Meth Exchange
Launders $750000000 per second
$4500000000 — Launder cash using an offshore finance account
Launders $60000000 per second
$500000000 — Launder cash through an online donation network
Launders $5200000 per second
$100000000 — Launder cash through an overpriced car wash
Launders $220000 per second
$10000000 — Launder money through laser tag!
Launders $16000 per second
$1000000 — Invest in a fried chicken restaurant to safely launder a fair amount of cash
Launders $1500 per second
$100000 — Invest in a banana stand for your laundering pleasure
Launders $120 per second
$8000 — Purchase a nail salon to launder a small amount of cash
Launders $12 per second
$200 — Launder minimal cash through a lemonade stand
Launders $1 per second
You've spent your first $1 Quintillion!
You've spent your first $1 Quadrillion!
You've spent your first $1,000,000,000,000!
You've spent your first $1,000,000,000!
You've spent your first $1,000,000!
You've managed a meth empire for a month! Dayum!
You've managed a meth empire for an entire week!
You've managed a meth empire for an entire day
You've managed a meth empire for 12 hours
You've managed a meth lab for an hour
You've managed a meth lab for 5 minutes
You've managed a meth lab for 1 minute
There's always money in the banana stand
You've hacked in some batches-o-meth
You've bought a Space Corp!
You've hacked in some cash
You've bought a franchise!
You've bought the entire senate (100 Crooked Senators)!
A DEA Mole is now in your pocket
You've built a Meth Star
You've built a Moon Lab
You've acquired a laboratory
An entire City Police Force is on your payroll
You've built a Subterranean Complex
You've earned $1 quadrillion dollars!
You've earned your first $1 trillion
You've earned your first $1,000,000,000
You've earned your first $1,000,000
You've earned your first $1,000
YOU are to be feared. You've hand-cooked 100,000,000 batches of meth!
You've hand-cooked 1,000,000 batches of meth
You've hand-cooked 100,000 batches of meth
You've hand-cooked 1,000 batches of meth
You've hand-cooked 100 batches of meth
You've hand-cooked your first batch of meth
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